Jinteki Announcement - Opening of Brand New Lunar Facilites

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We are proud to announce the opening of a new Jinteki Division which will soon provide 1st grade GenMods to the consumer market.

Thanks to Industrial Genomics, we wish to revolutionize modern medicine in the near future (Medical Breakthrough) - nothing less than that. We also intend to open our High-performance Cloud Facilities to public use within a few months (Braintrust) to capitalize on our R&D costs. If our facilities are efficient enough to sequence the human DNA in mere seconds, they are good enough for your everyday needs!

Rest assured that all your personal data is safe with us. Our security protocols are top-notch, and we took great efforts to protect our data archives thanks to small hostile data clusters (Shock!, Shi.Kyū) and through subtle manipulation of any intruder's brain wave activity (Subliminal Messaging). Those countermeasures are absolutely within the limits of lunar laws, where our facilities are thankfully located.

Our Research Centers are powered by the Blue Sun Power Station, which is the only source of energy that can meet our energy needs. Our close connections to Weyland (which owns the Blue Sun Energy Network) enables us to be the first up and running should the power abruptly shut down on the moon, which still happens occasionally.

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