The Funniest Joke In Netrunner (1st Austin Startup GNK)

There's a lot of cool things you can do with your influence in a netrunner deck. You can try and make it sleeker, you can beef up your ice, you can add some punishment... but none of these are as funny as the most TIME HONORED COMEDY TECHNIQUE IN THE WHOLE GAME:

Adding one single Snare! to a deck that should not, for any reason, have a snare

Nobody ever sees it coming. You show up with a PD Deck or an NEH deck that shouldn't have a snare and when the runner hits it they stare at you with the most exasperated, annoyed face possible. You only add 1; more then that and it'd be a strategy, instead of an awful joke.

I'll never stop laughing at this one. Join me, friends, we got less then a year before dawn releases and our beloved bitey boy is gone forever. Torture your friends. Make them suffer. Embrace their exhausted stares as you laugh, because a good joke is more important then winning the game

ANYWAYS Aside from my love of the single cruel snare, this deck is a modified version of The Hollowmen, which made me realize just how good Cohort is in every deck. I added a seraph (great for slowing down stabbings) since this deck can make more money then god, and fucked around with some spreads a bit.

Shout out to everyone at the Austin meta for putting up with me for all these years, and I hope to see you all at worlds where I absolutely won't include a snare in any of my decks I promise.