Your Momma's So Phật (1st @ APAC Online 2025)

bking 1180

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First of all, I want to apologize to all my Neb Heads, but Your Momma's So Phật is turbo-busted and I couldn't justify playing the Nebula over this.

Now not_yeti can stop asking me why I'm playing at 3, 4, or 5am. I'm just getting my reps in; you'll understand when you reach my age, kid.

About this deck

This deck went 5-0 over the weekend.

There have been versions of this deck that have proven to be very strong. Credit to davz and kysra for the bones of the deck, which I kept mostly intact. I had a few fears coming into this tournament. In testing, criminal and shaper were having a hard time in dealing with the abundance of threats posed by this deck. I felt like I would encounter more anarch decks with ice destruction and cards like Gourmand to help deal with assets that may otherwise be too much to handle. So I wanted higher strength ice to combat that. I don't have any data on Palisade or Empiricist as they were never rezzed. I understand a lot of people don't like the art on Empiricist but honestly I don't see the problem. For those who see an issue, it could be another Boto or something else of your choosing.

I took out the Planograms for the Scatter Field and added a third Hansei and third Mindscaping for more econ.

Thank you to my testing group TAI Breakers for all the banters and test games. Thank you to everyone who helped oracle to help me practice, especially nbkelly who has oracled many games on many accounts and has given me plenty of good/bad unsolicited advice on card choices. Thank you to kror for running a smooth tournament

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5 comments
18 Aug 2025 rongydoge

this is why the empiricist wears glasses

18 Aug 2025 nbkelly

Sick showing, it was a blast.

Storgotic Resonator.

18 Aug 2025 CobraBubbles

"I understand a lot of people don't like the art on Empiricist but honestly I don't see the problem"

I fucking died

21 Aug 2025 MattOhNo

I was wondering how best to squeeze in 3rd Mindscaping, this may be the way.

Perfect view on Empiricist, 10/10, shame it was never rezzed

28 Aug 2025 Safer

Congrats on the first! Well earned.