Thicc Asses Only (12th @ Summer Showdown)

Card draw simulator
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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Thicc Bumi
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Whiteblade111 3563

Hi, this is the Ob list I played to a 12th place finish at the online Summer Showdown. Big thanks to Abraham for his work on running that event, awesome job.

I wrote a testing team internal guide to playing this deck, but I've gotten a lot of dm's asking for advice on this, so I'm just going to share the guide.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11cYug85z-Fk4VCyf6HSs7zhY9KNAuJI7yDQQWiIjOTA/edit?usp=sharing

Currently I've cut a W2W and a Flyswatter for 2x Angelique and it slaps really hard.

3 comments
26 May 2025 Council

I LIKE BIG BOATS AND I CANNOT LIE

26 May 2025 Council

But also deck should be called Phat assets.dec

26 May 2025 Meathir

I'm really curious why Sandstone over Maskirovka. Is it to have better control over ducking for Bladderwort?