The Wombos of Wombo-don Combo Are We

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Shiiuga 1266

Making good use of the jank that we found / when burning your grandmother's house to the ground.

This combo is GUARANTEED TO WIN EVERY GAME OF NETRUNNER. You could even do it to another corp and STILL WIN.

Set Up

In order to fire this game breaking combo you need to do the following:

The Combo

Warn your opponent about the upcoming ownage, that they may prepare their faces to be thoroughly rocked off, then proceed.

Click 1: Play 24/7 News Cycle, forfeiting a Hostile Takeover to activate a Posted Bounty, forfeiting that too to give the runner a tag and take a bad publicity.

Click 2: Power Shutdown your whole deck, preferably while singing "MAKNG MOVES, MAKING MOVES, MAKING MILLION DOLLAR MOVES". Watch as they trash their Monolith, which is the only card they have installed for some reason.

Click 2.5: Remove Jackson Howard from the game, releasing him to makes MILLIONS OF $$$ elsewhere. Shuffle all 3 Scorched Earths back in to the deck.

Click 3: Play Accelerated Diagnostics.

Click 3 Redux: Press play on the Youtube video.

Bonus Points

Obviously above is the easiest way to win Netrunner ever devised, but I appreciate that some of you like a challenge from your LCG so bonus jank points are awarded for:

  • Forfeiting a Vanity Project to trigger the combo.
  • Triggering the combo without enough credits.
  • Doing it anyway even if they have two Plascretes installed.

The title of Ultimate Netrunner Champion will be given to anyone who can manage to score a Government Takeover, then, upon scoring the Posted Bounty for the 7th point, convince their opponent to carry on playing instead of claiming the win and forfeiting the Takeover for the kill combo.

I know, I know, I just solved Netrunner. No need to thank me.

Testimony

"There is no way to stop this combo." - @Shiiuga

"Why?" - Your grandmother, after her house was burned down.

"Millions of dollars!" - The Prime Time Players

"Who are you, and how did you get this number?" - Lukas

15 comments
11 Aug 2015 Mechanoise

@Shiiuga Very cute, but my Runner deck uses Box-E and all 3 Public Sympathy, so, your Treble Scorch would be a mild inconvenience, but since Game Day would be the only card you'd not have scorched away I'm sure I could recover.

You get a like and a favourite for trying, as that's all that counts. :P

11 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

Erroneous. There is no way to stop this combo.

11 Aug 2015 FarCryFromHuman

Runner anti-jank-jank: Replicator into 6x Ramujan-reliant 550 BMI. Aww yeah son.

Alternate anti-jank-jank: 3x Fall Guy/3x Wireless Net Pavilion and Paparazzi.

These decks need to meet.

11 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

@FarCryFromHuman

1)Ramujan will only prevent net/brain damage. The combo emerges victorious.

2) Replace the Vanity Projects with 2 The All-Seeing I. Kill all ten resources instantly, trigger the combo next turn. The combo emerges victorious.

All hail the unbeatable combo.

(There's definitely a super janky solution to this that just utterly kills it and I really want someone to find it.)

11 Aug 2015 FarCryFromHuman

Can't play The All-Seeing I if you have bad pub... which you do if you tag the runner via Posted Bounty. Solution #1 falls to me not being able to read, but #2 is still running strong!

11 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

But the ASI would be played the turn before the combo, so the bad pub will not have been applied yet!

11 Aug 2015 beladee

ASI requires a tag. If you've forfeited the bounty, you have the tag but you also have BP so it's self-defeating.

11 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

@beladee in the situation FarCryFromHuman described he is tagged through Paparazzi.

11 Aug 2015 FarCryFromHuman

But you also scored a Hostile Takeover...

11 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

hastily retcons Elizabeth Mills in to the deck

11 Aug 2015 FarCryFromHuman

Crap... umm... I'm also running Activist Support.

12 Aug 2015 jeremylarner

Wouldn't you be better having 24/7 News in your AD? That way a) you don't need to score the HT first b) You only need a single 24/7 in your deck, saving you influence and c) You can play a SE third click from hand if you really need the 12 meat damage.

13 Aug 2015 vogon

in the before-time, drop a Paparazzi. after the corp blows it up to set up the next-turn combo, 2x Beach Party + Game Day, to get 15 cards in hand.

don't care how many of my apartments you blow up, I'm too busy partying

13 Aug 2015 vogon

whoops, NRDB chokes on emoji. good to know.

rest of that post: the counter-counter is click acceleration, or waiting for me to spend down to 12 cards, or just letting me choke to death on my 2-click turns, because obviously the combo's unbeatable.

13 Aug 2015 Shiiuga

Score 15 False Leads then forfeit them all. THE COMBO TRUNDLES ON.